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A man got a call from unknown
number..
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Girl:" Hi, r u single.. ??
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Man:" Yes, but who r u.. ??
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Ans:" Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab
bataoogi..
Another call from unknown number..
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Girl:" R u married ??
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Man:" Yes, but who R u.. ??
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Girl:" Your girlfriend, U cheat!!
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Man:" Sorry baby, I thought it was my
wife..
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Ans:" Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas
ghar aaja..

Thoko Like 200 Ki speed se

Practice makes a man perfect.

But every practice can not make a man perfect..

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Jani aaj to POGO dekh he lo….8-)

Ek young man ""Military Police"" join kerna chahta tha.
Us ne apply kiya or wo kaamyaab bhi ho gya.
FINAL interview kuch is tarha tha.
Q). Aap ka naam? A). MP
Q). Kya matlab? A). Mujtaba Pervez
Q). Waalid Ka naam? A). MP
Q). Kya matlab? A). Muhammad Pervez
Q). Taleem? A). MP (Matric Pass)
Q). Kya ban'na chahte hain? A). MP (Military Police)
Q). Agar select na huve tou? A). MP
Q). Kya matlab? ??????? ""Mitti Paleet""

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he figured that the latest episode was just that, so he stayed put.

Suddenly, however, he filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure, he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. The drunk started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently, in an attempt to free himself of the sheets. He ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard who had witnessed the entire incident, walked up to him and asked, what the hell is going on?

The drunk, still staring down at the sheets, replied, I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost.

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night
thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he will fall a sleep before you finish.

A drunken man phoned the local
police department to report that
thieves had been in his car.

“They have stolen the dashboard,
the steering wheel, the brake pedal,
even the accelerator,â€‌ he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start,
the phone rang a second time,
and the same voice came over the line.

“Never mind,â€‌ the drunk said with a hiccup.
“I got in the back seat by mistake.â€‌

Ek dafa ek punjabi ek arabi our ek angrez Habib Bank Ltd ke paas se guzarte hain. To angrez parhta hai ""Habib Bank Ltd"" Arabi parhta hai ""Al-Habib Bank Ltd"" Punjabi parhta hai ""Habib di bhain da lamba tidh""

A computer sales person tried to sell his computer to a business lady. ""Mam! this computer can substitute at least 10 men-s job"" the sales person said. ""But I would still prefer real men in the business"" the lady replied.